Getting babies to sleep is exhausting. Here are 26 steps to put your baby to sleep guaranteed. These steps include: Swaddling the baby, rocking the baby, gently putting the baby in the crib, tiptoeing out of the room, killing anyone who rings your doorbell, directing traffic away from the house, kill the gardener, etc. Of course, the baby will still wake up, making you wonder if you are going to die from exhaustion. No worries. Just keep rocking the baby, tiptoeing out of the room, and hoping the little stinker will stay asleep.
Get your baby to sleep in only 26 steps, guaranteed
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