Sunrise: My child bolts upright.
Me:
Child is hungry. We eat First Breakfast.
We go to the park to get out some energy.
Child is hungry. We eat Second Breakfast.
More random running around crazily. Preferably in the yard and not in, like, Target, but who knows, honestly.
Child is hungry again. Surprise!
Child runs around her room instead of napping.
Child is awake! And hungry! Again!
Run around and get all your energy out, kiddo!
I daydream about a nap.
Child is hungry. I guess we can do an early dinner?
SLEEP
(Seriously, I’m pretty sure we’d just snack all day from sunup to sundown if my toddler had her way! She is literally a hobbit child.)
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